Ryan Gardner on September 13th, 2005

Quark XPress - the page layout program of choice for professional designers across the world revealed to the world a new logo. Well, at least to part of the world. In Scotland, the logo Quark revealed was not new. It has been used by the Scotish Arts Council for three years now.
According to Quark:
“Extensive [...]

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Ryan Gardner on September 13th, 2005

As many of you are aware - at the end of August, my parents came to town and helped us replace our carpet downstairs with laminate flooring. We also repainted the downstairs, and did a few other things.
I’ve been waiting until little things here and there were finished before posting pictures. Although I’m still [...]

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Ryan Gardner on September 13th, 2005

Here’s another one from The Onion. This one was first published online in 1996… but it’s a classic.
Here are some of the hilights from the article:
“Auto accidents have never been so exciting,” said GM vice-president of marketing Roger Jenkins, who expects the contest to boost 1997 sales significantly. “When you play the new GM [...]

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Ryan Gardner on September 13th, 2005

Here is a classic article from The Onion talking about scientists and mice.
Nearly 700 scientists representing 27 countries convened at the University of Zurich Monday to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge, but out of sheer distaste for the furry little rodents.
The [...]

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