Ryan Gardner on October 5th, 2005

File this one under “Woops!”
Music mocumentary “Sons of Provo” - a PG rated tale describing the rise of three mormon boys who form a boy-band is being sold in tons of LDS bookstores across the country. To one family in St. George, they were more than surprised when they popped their DVD in the [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 5th, 2005

The Litter-Robot has two purposes. First and foremost, it removes cat poop from the litter without human intervention. Secondly, it will help your cat get used to the escape pod for that spaceship you’ve been designing.
Those members of the Gardner family will remember the year we bought an automatic cat-pooper-scooper for our beloved cat [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 5th, 2005

The dog wearing the guitar is worth the price of admission on this one:
My dog (Spirit) wants to learn to play the guitar!
He wants to make a demo of the song he wrote “The Dog House Blues.”
But first he needs to brush up on his cords!
I told him he was doggone crazy!
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Ryan Gardner on October 5th, 2005

I don’t know what a Boffin is - but it sounds scary. They are making “zombie dogs.” They basically kill dogs, replace all their blood with ice-cold salt water, wait a couple of hours, and then revive them.
The only problem with the dogs we bring back to life is that they usually have eyes [...]

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