Ryan Gardner on October 11th, 2005

A Swedish hunter spent two days in bed after being knocked unconscious by a Canada goose that landed on his head moments after his son shot it dead, news reports said Wednesday.
The incident happened in Sweeden.
“It wanted exact its revenge, I assume. If it had gotten a better hit, it could have broken my neck.”
As [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 11th, 2005

In Florida they take their softball seriously. So seriously, in fact, that one corrections facility recruited a former minor-league baseball player to join their team. Officially, he worked as a “librarian” - but he never actually showed up for work. That’s quite a problem.
It turns out that if you take pay for work you don’t [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 11th, 2005

In a short interview, Newsweek asks the prophet Gordon B. Hinckley a series of simple questions. The interview is much shorter and much less interesting than the Mormon Odyssey article they published in the same issue - but is still worth a reading. It’s certainly not intended to be a deep-searching interview. For instance, although [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 11th, 2005

In case you weren’t aware - the Yankees lost last night. This made the two-thirds of the world’s population that are yankee haters happy, and the one-sixth who are sad. (The other one-sixth don’t have care).
Here is a picture that sums up the Yankee’s offense. It was submitted by Nicole.

This isn’t this week’s caption contest [...]

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