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Ryan Gardner on November 1st, 2005
Today on my drive into school, I was informed by a heating company that fuel prices are – “as we all know” – increasing “exponentially” this heating season. I’m sure that the guy who was talking in the advertisement was trying to use the phrase “exponentially” as some kind of overstatement – but I think [...]
Sick and tired of having to spread peanut butter on your sandwiches? No? Shoot – you were supposed to say “Yes!” Oh well, we’ll keep going – pretending you said “Yes” – because if you had said “yes” you would be excited to find out that you can now get peanut butter in slices.
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