Caption Contest: Truck with missiles
It’s been a while since our last caption contest. Here’s one to get you back into the swing of things. Post your best caption in the comments. Enjoy :)

15 Comments to “Caption Contest: Truck with Missiles”

  1. Kent (Ryan's dad) says:

    Unlike our competition — we send not one — but 3! missles to any designated target of your choice.
    Make a statement the next time you decide to eliminate that special someone in your life.

  2. Pace says:

    How Usama Bin Laden keeps getting away.

    -Chevy- Built TOUGH!

  3. Phase I of the European Union Emissions Trading Scheme

    If this is Phase I of the EU’s plan to cut down on emissions (send nuclear missiles to exterminate vehicles that don’t pass government issued emissions tests…), I’d hate to see Phase II.

    “The EU Emissions Trading Scheme (EU ETS) is one of the policies being introduced across Europe to reduce emissions…and combat the serious threat of climate change. Phase I of the Scheme began on 1 January 2005 and will run until 31 December 2007. Phase II will run from 2008-2012 to coincide with the first Kyoto Protocol commitment period.”

    Quote taken from http://www.defra.gov.uk/environment

  4. Jason Graham says:

    Red Two, you have three enemy missles on your tail, over.

    Stay on target… stay on target…

  5. Steph says:

    Run, Forrest, Run!

  6. Ryan Gardner says:

    He should have written their anniversary on his calendar…

  7. Nicole says:

    “Hey Joe, I can’t talk now, I’m driving. . . . What? . . . Missiles? . . . Hmmm, yep I see ‘em now . . . Three? I can only see two, oh, there’s the third one. . . My insurance agent, yeah that’s a good idea. . . You’ve got a point there, Joe, I don’t know if this would be considered a loss by collision . . .”

  8. McGowan says:

    I should have ate the blue pill.

  9. Pace says:

    McGowan, that was much much funnier than Yancy’s. But not as funny as mine.

  10. No Pace, you just don’t have an intelligent sense of humor. :)

  11. Pace says:

    Your MOM doesn’t have an intelligent sense of humor!

  12. porter says:

    “Brrrring…. Vice President Cheney’s office”. “Hello this is Harry Whittington, can you tell Dick I just got out of the hostpital”. “Yes Mr. Whittington he knows”.

  13. Mat says:

    Ex-Girlfriends; can’t live with ‘em… won’t let you live without ‘em.

  14. Jason says:

    not again….

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