Ryan Gardner on February 10th, 2006

Why is it that I always get tricked into watching the Opening Ceremonies? They are always very, very strange – and very long. They always start out with some weird, trippy thing – have an extremely long section with all the countries marching in – and end off with a long trippy section before they [...]

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Ryan Gardner on February 10th, 2006

I stumbled across this article the other day about a piracy raid in Europe somewhere. A guy was selling pirated games and videos out of an ice-cream truck. I guess that would make a crappy getaway car – what with the “Da de dump da de diddy diddy dum da diddy dump” playing at 120dB [...]

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