Only on eBay: The “Evil” $2 bill
$2 bills are of special value to me, as most of you know. We have been using a $2 bill as the trophy for the Sheep Seekers tournament for a long time now, and never had any bad luck because of it. (at least not that I can remember.)
Some guy on eBay, however, thinks his $2 bill is evil. He gives some history of why every $2 bill is evil, but then also spends time writing about why that history is incorrect. For a $2 starting bid and $5 shipping, you can get your hands on this evil piece of currency.
He’s begging for your help:
PLEASE HELP ME ELIMINATE THE HAUNTED MYSTERY EVIL FROM MY TORTURED EXISTANCE. 2 DOLLAR BILL WILL BE SHIPPED ENCASED IN SPECIAL EVIL CONTAINMENT FEILD
CONSTRUCTED FROM PLEXIGLASS BLESSED BY THE NAZI POPE AND 100 VOODOO PREISTS.[sic]
I don’t know about you, but the special plexiglass case with the evil containment field might be worth the price by itself. Just spend the $2 and use the case to store your Microsoft install CD’s or something.
February 21st, 2006 at 10:38 pm
nice, or you could use it to hold your… um… uh… oh crap I forgot