A recent study shows that smart kids brains develop slower. This should help parents, who always try to use any evidence to prove why their child will one day rule the universe with his superior intelligence to adjust their strategy. No longer will it be “cool” to explain “Oh, he’s talking so soon…” – because it turns out, that might just mean their kid is dumb.

Here’s to hoping my kid doesn’t talk until he’s 16 (years) – and his first word being “Schroedinger.”

Based on this new evidence, we can conclude this kid will be the next Einstein.
Fat Baby

18 Responses to “Oh, he’s already talking. How embarassing! (The new parent syndrome)”

  1. You know this explains a lot. I was delayed in speech. =)

  2. THIS BABY FAT AS HELL IM TALKIN DAMMM

  3. your baby is fat Ha Ha Ha mine is skiny LOL LOL LOL!

  4. you are so dam fat you can’t even walk you fat.

  5. how does he or she walk?

  6. Damn… how many time did the babay ask for 2nd’s

  7. holy crap! thats babies huge!!! that soo can’t be real…

  8. ew

  9. as fat as that baby may be i bet you didn’t feed him as many sticks of butter as i fed my baby!!!!!
    Spotted: Fat baby being carried by four strong adults. YOu bring the pacifier, I’ll bring the stretcher.
    you know you love me.
    xoxo,
    Gossip girl
    (ps: shawn johnson=best thing evahhh)
    (pps:there is no one sseeexxier than robert pattinson!!! omfggggggg)

  10. OMG!!!!!!!!!! This baby is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER

  11. that baby has a bigger dick then everyone here talking and i bet he gets more pussy than all of u except me cuz that fatass baby is my son

  12. I’m so sorry for you,you should be greatful that you have a baby, it doesn’t matter, the color, shape, and SIZE!!
    at least you’ve got a butiful family, and love. thank you this is from aiyah and I’m 10

    this is from Basma Dhaw
    okay, now that was mean and rude you guys, this baby is butiful. i am 13 and it would hurt alote if some one told me that!
    you guys should apoligize. !!!!!!! sorry for the mother (L)
    byee and thank you

  13. he may be fat. but hes is kinda cute!

  14. dude, the baby may have some sort of illness, anbnd your laughing at it? any genius thought of that? the kid is south asian, most indians/ south asians are generally slim become of the excessive heat + poverty over there. so yeah, I’m betting on an illness.

  15. thats dangerous and bad parenting.. its murder in the shape of a chocolate bar..

  16. I think dat baby is so cute… who wants a baby who is skin in bones???

  17. Holy Mac’roni ! FAT BABY ! ROLFMFAO ! OMFG !

  18. im not tryin to hurt any body`s feeling bt tha baby needs to be on a diet nd needs to do lots of exercise too. bt other than that he just a normal as any other child on this earth . he`s also pretty cute
    byee and thank you for your time!

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