Oh, he’s already talking. How embarassing! (The new parent syndrome)
A recent study shows that smart kids brains develop slower. This should help parents, who always try to use any evidence to prove why their child will one day rule the universe with his superior intelligence to adjust their strategy. No longer will it be “cool” to explain “Oh, he’s talking so soon…” - because it turns out, that might just mean their kid is dumb.
Here’s to hoping my kid doesn’t talk until he’s 16 (years) - and his first word being “Schroedinger.”
Based on this new evidence, we can conclude this kid will be the next Einstein.

March 30th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
You know this explains a lot. I was delayed in speech. =)
September 17th, 2007 at 11:43 am
THIS BABY FAT AS HELL IM TALKIN DAMMM