A recent study shows that smart kids brains develop slower. This should help parents, who always try to use any evidence to prove why their child will one day rule the universe with his superior intelligence to adjust their strategy. No longer will it be “cool” to explain “Oh, he’s talking so soon…” – because it turns out, that might just mean their kid is dumb.

Here’s to hoping my kid doesn’t talk until he’s 16 (years) – and his first word being “Schroedinger.”

Based on this new evidence, we can conclude this kid will be the next Einstein.
Fat Baby

22 Comments to “Oh, he’s already talking. How embarassing! (The new parent syndrome)”

  1. Marla says:

    You know this explains a lot. I was delayed in speech. =)

  2. WILLIE says:

    THIS BABY FAT AS HELL IM TALKIN DAMMM

  3. Lea says:

    your baby is fat Ha Ha Ha mine is skiny LOL LOL LOL!

  4. ross mary says:

    you are so dam fat you can’t even walk you fat.

  5. ross mary says:

    how does he or she walk?

  6. essence says:

    Damn… how many time did the babay ask for 2nd’s

  7. Brittany says:

    holy crap! thats babies huge!!! that soo can’t be real…

  8. Choo Choo says:

    as fat as that baby may be i bet you didn’t feed him as many sticks of butter as i fed my baby!!!!!
    Spotted: Fat baby being carried by four strong adults. YOu bring the pacifier, I’ll bring the stretcher.
    you know you love me.
    xoxo,
    Gossip girl
    (ps: shawn johnson=best thing evahhh)
    (pps:there is no one sseeexxier than robert pattinson!!! omfggggggg)

  9. lleyli says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!! This baby is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER

  10. that baby has a bigger dick then everyone here talking and i bet he gets more pussy than all of u except me cuz that fatass baby is my son

  11. Basma & aiyah says:

    I’m so sorry for you,you should be greatful that you have a baby, it doesn’t matter, the color, shape, and SIZE!!
    at least you’ve got a butiful family, and love. thank you this is from aiyah and I’m 10

    this is from Basma Dhaw
    okay, now that was mean and rude you guys, this baby is butiful. i am 13 and it would hurt alote if some one told me that!
    you guys should apoligize. !!!!!!! sorry for the mother (L)
    byee and thank you

  12. will says:

    he may be fat. but hes is kinda cute!

  13. red says:

    dude, the baby may have some sort of illness, anbnd your laughing at it? any genius thought of that? the kid is south asian, most indians/ south asians are generally slim become of the excessive heat + poverty over there. so yeah, I’m betting on an illness.

  14. elle says:

    thats dangerous and bad parenting.. its murder in the shape of a chocolate bar..

  15. q-t 2-t says:

    I think dat baby is so cute… who wants a baby who is skin in bones???

  16. XoraEmmie says:

    Holy Mac’roni ! FAT BABY ! ROLFMFAO ! OMFG !

  17. tay says:

    im not tryin to hurt any body`s feeling bt tha baby needs to be on a diet nd needs to do lots of exercise too. bt other than that he just a normal as any other child on this earth . he`s also pretty cute
    byee and thank you for your time!

  18. Amanda says:

    He is cute i bet all of yall that said he was fat yall probably looked like that!!to the dad dont let the othr ppl talk bt ur soncuz he is a normal kid like everybody else is.all of yall leave him tha heck alone.wtf . yall dont have no rite to talk about any child

  19. brineeka says:

    he is a fat ass baby

  20. TInk says:

    OMG!!!!!!! THAT IS A BIG BABY BUT I CANT TALK BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW HOW MY BABY IS GOING TO LOOK AND FOR THE ONES THAT IS HATIN ON THIS BABY SWAG YALL NEED A LIFE. YALL SPEND MORE TIME THINKIN ABOUT WAYS TO TALK ABOUT THIS BABY RATHER THAN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHY THIS BABY IS THIS BIG YOU NEVER NO….WHAT WOULD YALL DO IF YOUR BABY WAS THIS BIG????? TAKE MORE TIME AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAY ABOUT SOMEONES ELSE CHILD AND THAT IS A CUTE BABY
    P.S YALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED

  21. Laqueshia says:

    OMG!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SOO STUPID WHY ARE YOU PICKIN AT THE BABY’S SWAG MAN I MEAN LEAVE HIM ALONE WHAT IF YOUR CHILD WAS LIKE THAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR SOMEONE TO GET ONLINE WHERE EVERYONE WILL READ IT AND LEAVE COMMENTS LIKE THE WAY THAT MOST OF YOU LEFT DONT GET ME WRONG THAT BABY IS BIG BUT YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME TRYIN TO FIND OUT WHY THAT BABY IS THAT BIG…..RATHER THAN SPENDIN MORE TIME TALKING BOUT THAT BABY….. YOU DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH HIM SO THINK B4 YOU TALK IIGHT

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