For both of you A-Rod fans out there, here’s a little update for you…

Alex Rodriguez Placed On Emotionally Disabled List

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Alex Rodriguez Placed On Emotionally Disabled List

NEW YORK—After suffering through much of the year with an aching heart, shattered self-image, and severely hurt feelings, Alex Rodriguez was placed on the 15-day emotionally disabled list, though the Yankee slugger did not rule out the…

Such a shame, it couldn’t have happened to a more overpaid, over-rated guy. (Well, maybe it could have, if it had happened to Derek Jeter)

One Response to “Alex Rodriguez on “Emotionally Disabled List””

  1. Hilarious. I love to kick A-Rod when he’s down, especially when down means that he still makes $26 million a year and will probably be a World Series Champion by the end of the year. It makes me really not feel that bad for him, despite all the booing he’s had during a pretty good season. The Gary Sheffield line was my favorite, though. Ha ha, mentally disabled list . . .

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