NOTE: This movie does have a swear in it towards the end. You are now warned. Update: This video is a mock movie trailer…. not somebody ranting about how he hates commandments. If you don’t want to hear the swear – mute the audio when you see the burning bush come on the screen.
Searchers in Louisiana have so far reported no snipes in the greater New Orleans area. The search continues in earnest today as rescuers see their window-of-opportunity dwindling as Hurricaine Rita moves through the Gulf Coast. We are assured that there are snipes here. Mayor Nagin has records in his office that show a population of [...]
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Rescuers today found a woman trapped inside a man’s body. After the storm, he was suffering from a great deal of confusion about his situation: The problem was that even though the concept was appealing, I didn’t feel like a woman trapped inside a man’s body. I wasn’t a woman. I wasn’t a little girl. [...]
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Here’s another one from The Onion. This one was first published online in 1996… but it’s a classic. Here are some of the hilights from the article: “Auto accidents have never been so exciting,” said GM vice-president of marketing Roger Jenkins, who expects the contest to boost 1997 sales significantly. “When you play the new [...]
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Here is a classic article from The Onion talking about scientists and mice. Nearly 700 scientists representing 27 countries convened at the University of Zurich Monday to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge, but out of sheer distaste for the furry little rodents. [...]
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