MythBusters Team Struck Down By Zeus MythBusters hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman, who dared challenge the sacred explanations of the order of the universe, were destroyed by Zeus Monday. (read original article here) RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs The Recording Industry Association of America announced Tuesday that it will be taking legal action [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 16th, 2005

There is bad, and then there is criminal. When it comes to the appearance of this outspoken reporter – a line must be drawn Said a spokesperson for the grand jury on Saturday. When asked who told her that her haircut looked acceptable to go out in public, Miller claims she cannot recall. In her [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 6th, 2005

In a recent article titled “Worst lines ever” the BYU Newsnet staff succeeded in using the worst hyperbole ever. The article goes on to describe a line that went “along the sidewalk toward the Brimhall building.” (Students who have been at BYU too long will remember the “good ‘ole days” when lines would routinely snake [...]

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Ryan Gardner on October 4th, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President George W Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the Commander-in-Chief sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks [...]

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Ryan Gardner on September 29th, 2005

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Ryan Gardner on September 21st, 2005

She clinched the title by beating out Miss Georgia and Miss Kentucky in the “YMCA Dance” competition – new this year. In a written statement she said: As moms, if we give our children hope and self-esteem we’ll see the whole range of social pathologies shrink to manageable proportions.

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Ryan Gardner on September 8th, 2005

At the risk of sounding like an alarmist, I would say that these storms could reak major havoc on any boats that are in their path. If I were on a ship in the bermudan see, I would get the heck out of dodge! CNN.com – Three storms in turbulent Atlantic – Sep 8, 2005

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