Drivers in Vermont ranked #3 in the list. That’s probably because in Vermont, receiving a drivers license is like getting a Bachelors degree in Car Driving compared to what is required in other states. (I blame the #3 ranking on people from Rhode Island moving to Vermont and muddying up our results)

You are your own driver

Of course – just because you came from a stupid state doesn’t mean that you are necessarily a stupid driver. Those inbred hicks may be driving down the average score of your state.

My results: I scored 100% on the test on my first try.
Here is the link to take the test for yourself: http://www.gmacinsurance.com/SafeDriving/2006/

Post your Results – and don’t worry… I wont send a link to your insurance company. If you get any “wrong”, rant on why your answer was actually the correct answer…

Here is why are you Kermit the Frog.

You are both somewhat organized. You have a good idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably clean. You aren’t totally obsessed with neatness though. Kermit is also reasonably tidy. He’ll even dress up for interviews.

You both are sometimes concrete and sometimes abstract thinkers. Kermit spends a lot of his time as a reporter collecting facts, but he is also the author of the dreamy song “The Rainbow Connection.” You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren’t afraid to explore your dreams and desires… within limits of course.

You are both extroverts. Kermit gets along with everyone. Sure a few folks annoy him, but that’s just because they are annoying. Kermit likes to meet new people when he does his job as a street reporter. You definitely enjoy the company of others, and you don’t have problems meeting new people… in fact you probably look forward to it. You are willing to take charge when necessary or work as part of a team.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Kermit starred on Sesame Street years before The Muppet Show.

The other possible characters are

• Oscar the Grouch
• Big Bird
• Snuffleupagus
• Ernie
• Elmo
• Cookie Monster
• Grover
• The Count
• Guy Smiley
• Bert

How this test worked

This test measured 3 variables. First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean. Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type. Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself. You are mostly organized, both concrete and abstract, and more extroverted.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

Go take the The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test and post your results in the comments. Don’t copy and paste the text in that box – it has a lot of junk HTML in it that will look like garbage in the comments. You should just copy the main description of your character.

Fair warning, this test takes about two minutes. (It’s long.)

You can also kill about three minutes taking the “Stupid Test”.

Your Birthdate: October 14

You work well with others. That is, you’re good at getting them to do work for you. It’s true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy! You’re dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around. But you’re so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long. Your strength: Your superstar charisma Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you Your power color: Fuchsia Your power symbol: Diamond Your power month: May

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Awesome…you are one of my personal favs: Cherry Garcia. You fall in the middle on all measurements- sweet, wild, and unique, but not overwhelmingly so on any of those. You make a good friend, able to share your unique perspectives on things, and able to have fun without winding up in jail or something. Good job.

Wow – this test must be accurate. For years, I was thinking that if I were a Ben & Jerry’s flavor that I would be Cherry Garcia. Now I have scientific proof that is correct!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 49% on SWEET You scored higher than 2% on CHUNKY You scored higher than 41% on UNIQUE

Link: The Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavor Test written by weered1

]]> http://www.ryebrye.com/blog/2005/10/29/stupid-test-what-flavor-ben-jerrys-are-you/feed/ 8 http://www.ryebrye.com/blog/2005/10/24/stupid-test-what-sci-fi-character-are-you/ http://www.ryebrye.com/blog/2005/10/24/stupid-test-what-sci-fi-character-are-you/#comments Mon, 24 Oct 2005 14:42:15 +0000 Ryan Gardner http://www.ryebrye.com/blog/?p=170 Here is another stupid test. This one will tell you which sci-fi character you are. It has characters from Star Wars, Babylon 5, Star Trek, and other sci-fi movies and shows in its arsenal. Here are my results:

With the prowess of a seasoned samurai and the wisdom of a wizard, you try to do the sort of things that root out evil.
The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

Note: You will have to copy and paste the description of your character – not the stuff in the box. My comments field wont allow you to put images in.

Zombie Initiate You scored 69% Survival Rating!

You know the basics. You can probably even have an ok chance of making it out on your own should an outbreak occur. My advice would be to find a group with others of your skillset or better. You would make a solid contribution to any band you associate with.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 95% on Survival Rating

Link: The Global Zombie Attack Survival Test written by late_apex on Ok Cupid

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Which File Extension are You?
This one isn’t up there with the animal one, but it’s okay.

[Via Bloggin Biznatch]

Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey’s tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Puppy or a Squirrel
You are least like a: Turtle or a GroundhogDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!

This comprehensive test will reveal to you exactly what kind of animal you are. It has a good 20 some-odd questions that are so soul-searching you will truly find yourself in the process of taking the test. I promise.

You are a Social Conservative (38% permissive) and an… Economic Conservative (61% permissive) You are best described as a: Centrist Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

This one is probably more accurate than the last test. (Meaning: it takes a little longer to take)

Again – post your results in the comments so we can see

There is a scientific survey available to tell you how boyish/girlish you are. This may very well be the time to figure out if you are a woman trapped in a man’s body or not. Below are my results.

Check out the link and post your results in the comments!