
The African grey parrot kept squawking
“I love you, Gary”
as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.
Given how Parrots take forever to pick up a new phrase - that would be a rather odd thing to hear. When the owner saw how embarassed his girlfriend got when the parrot said that - he put two and two together. Of course, the fact that the parrot said:
“Hiya, Gary”
Everytime her phone would ring might have also tipped him off.
He obviously dumped his girlfriend. Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary’s name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend’s voice, media reports said.
“I wasn’t sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go. I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again. I still can’t believe he’s gone. I know I’ll get over Suzy, but I don’t think I’ll ever get over Ziggy.”
So let me get this straight. The man’s best friend on the planet was a bird - and he wonders why a girl might have gotten bored with him? I just hope the parrot’s new owner is named Gary. (Although wouldn’t it be cute if the new owner had a male parrot named Gary?)
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