Ryan Gardner on February 11th, 2006

Candian Outfits

As promised, here are some images to make the Americans in the room feel better about us looking so dumb this Olympics season.
If you look closely, you will notice that their gloves have little maple-leafs embroidered in the palms. I guess the GIGANTIC maple leaf on the side of their jackets wasn’t enough. Oh, [...]

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Ryan Gardner on February 10th, 2006

Why is it that I always get tricked into watching the Opening Ceremonies? They are always very, very strange - and very long. They always start out with some weird, trippy thing - have an extremely long section with all the countries marching in - and end off with a long trippy section before they [...]

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Ryan Gardner on February 9th, 2006

Tomorrow night, the pride of America will march into the Olympic Plaza in Torino wearing their heads held high. Think for one second of the combined practice time put in by all of our two-hundred and fifteen athletes. Think of the thousands of hours of agony and suffering they went through to get where they [...]

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